under obama they're free. (laughter) anyways, i'm not single anymore and i finally get it. i will fight for the future of my children! >> jon: right, but you don't have children. >> no, but i have my eye on a few down the street. they are so cute! and very u.n. supervised. >> jon: one word of avice if you do have the kid. go-gurt. >> yummy! >> jon: yeah, it's really nice. (laughter) single women are a growing demographic but what can republicans do to win their votes, then? >> well, jon, they have to frame their arguments through prism of the vagina. (laughter) >> jon: somewhat narrow prism to look through. (laughter) >> no, some are huge! (laughter) but, jon, all vaginas have a sacred, almost mystical function. >> jon: well, yes, they produce life. they -- >> no, they attract husbands! after you're married, you hardly need one anymore. >> jon: well, no, married women do also use their vaginas -- >> yeah, i guess. maybe to have sex with a four-star general, but how many of those are there? (audience reacts) >> jon: i don't know. i don't know how many four star generals ther